So, you wanna know about me?

Well, there's not much to tell really.

My name's Hall, Matt Hall.

Iron Death to everyone on the net, in Half Life, Quake, so forth.

Bitterman to the Post Apocalyptic community.

Pedro to everyone else. 

I'm a 19 year old kid.. no.. man from Iowa.

Keokuk, Iowa for all you stalkers out there.

That's right, I'm an adult now. Let's hear it for porn, come on, give it up.

I have no life, no friends, and a cat named Sleepy.

I figure everyone else's homepage has at least one picture from youth.

So, here's mine. Me at age 5. Ain't I cute?

I kinda remind myself of a deer in head lights.

I figured I'd include the satanic version too, to show contrast from before and after I sold my soul for three easy payments of $19.95 + $5 shipping and handling.

PS- That's a joke.

And now we break for this commercial announcement.

That's my brother Bill in the left picture. He's "adjusting" my tie.

He used to be in this band called BEG. But they kinda broke up, right.

So now he's starting this new project: Lung Butter

Yeah, there's subliminal meaning to it.

I got bored one night and made this thing ->

Just a sample of some of my favorite bands.

Who's in my playlist right now, in alphabetical order:

I know alot of you out there must be saying to yourselves: "He's insane."

Well, hate to break your heart, but no, I'm not.
And I have signed papers to prove it.

Certain people questioned my sanity, saying that I was severely mentally impaired, and a possible harm to myself or others.

Their basis for believing that was this very web page.

They obtained a court order to have me committed to the mental ward of the University of Iowa Hospitols and Clinics.

After spending a week there, missing my 16th birthday (sweet 16 my ass) and Thanksgiving away from my friends and family, the doctors there found that I was not mentally ill.

I used to code for a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) called Desolation.

Desolation is a Post-Apocalyptic mud, based on Interplay's Wasteland, they know me as Bitterman there.

To save us another story, I spent just shy of three years coding there. Then I left to persue other things.

I'm still an active memeber in the Post Apoc community tho, and currently admin the site Nurk. Nurk is an online collection of Post Apoc art and fiction.

Check out the page to learn more about it, we're always looking for more content, and people in the community.

Like I said, I have a cat named Sleepy.

As you can see, she is a verry avid Monopoly player, and in this picture she is placing her hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.

In the other picture she is reaching out to the hand of god, witch happens to be holding a piece of bacon.