Sometimes the most humorous things are nonfiction.
These are a few odd news clippings that I've found on the net,
and to the best of my knowledge, they are real, and unedited.
And even if they are edited, they're still pretty funny.
If you have any news you'd like to submit to me, Mail Me
| - Keeps the doctor away. |
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| - Dumb ass. |
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| - Radio contest gone wrong. |
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| - Let this be a lession. Don't steal lobsters. |
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| - Poor, poor man. |
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| - "Huge Dick" |
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| - It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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| - Mr. Gay |
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| - Dumb ass. |
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| - He's excited about his new bike. |
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| - His heart was in the right place. |
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| - It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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| - Love the Weekly World News |
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| - No! |
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| - She started it. |
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| - Cocaine |
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| - He was concerned |
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| - From beyond the grave. |
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| - He's a real go getter. |
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| - Dumb ass. |
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| - The look on her face... |
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| - Phone sex. |
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| - Load up the hores! |
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| - Accross from KFC |
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| - Defies description. |
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| - He's no shoplifter! |
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| - Fair trade. |
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| - It's a coin toss. |
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| - Just let it go.. |
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| - I guess it might work. Dumb ass. |
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| - The new diet craze. |
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| - That poor dog. |
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| - Baaa... |
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| - Some nervous habit.. |
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| - Don't playa hate. |
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| - Really? |
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| - That's not Switzerland |
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| - I wonder why... |
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| - Sweet jesus, no! |
