In life, many questions are left unanswered, questions such as...
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is there another word for thesaurus?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why aren't there shoe or mail man flavored dog foods?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless, or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why are you still reading this?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a quadriplegic man has a gun, is he armed?
Where do homeless people have 98% of their accidents?
Why is it every time Micheal Jackson gets plastic surgery, the less we see of Teto?
Why is it the fatter you are the smaller your swimsuit is?
Why do parents tell you not to smoke, drink or have sex, then change their minds and tell you to go to college?
Why do they suddenly want to cancel Springer, when for years they've known wrestling is fake?
How do they know how long to make the bungee cord for the first jump?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop anyway?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in the parkway?
Is Jello a solid or a liquid?
If it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What are you talkin bout Willis?
