Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language. Of all all the words that begin with the letter F, only it is known as "The F Word." It's the one magical word, Just its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

In english fuck falls into many categories.

As a transitive verb for instance:

John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb:

Shirley fucks.

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be used as an adjective for instance:

John does all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb:

Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective:

Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun:

I don't give a fuck.

As part of a word:

Abso-fucking-lutely or In-fucking-credible

Or, as all the words in the sentence:

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you can see, not many words have the versatility of the word fuck. As in these examples.

Fraud:

I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay:

Aw, fuck it.

Trouble:

I guess I'm really fucked now.

Aggression:

Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty:

I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry:

What the fuck what that?

Dissatisfaction:

I don't like what the fuck's going on here.

Incompetence:

He's a fuck off.

Dismissal:

Why don't you go outside and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself.

I sure you can think of more applications of this wonderful word. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word, I say use it more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly. FUCK YOU!