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Who are you, where you been, where you from?
Gossip is burning on the tip of your tongue.
You lie so much, you believe yourself.
Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself.

Before you judge me, take a look at you.
Can't you find something better to do?
Point the finger, slow to understand.
Arrogance and ignorance go hand and hand.

-Metallica, Holier Than Thou

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