My First Work 3rd Degree Render More 3D Shit Matt is Going to Fail

This thing sucks so badly. I don't even know why in the hell I uploaded it.

Oh well. Every artist has to start somewhere.

Way back in the day, I used to do this Quake skin site. Me, and Devil Man, called the site 3rd Degree Burns.

Get it, Quake skins.. 3rd Degree Burns.. come on, it was a good pun.

Anyway, I did this render in Bryce 3D.

See, he's a snow man. 3rd Degree Burns.. you know.. burn.. snow..

Nevermind.

A toiet, I made in Bryce 3D when I was bored.

Nuff said, really.

My freshman year of High School, in literature class, for our quarter, and final we had to do a portfolio.

A portfolio, was basically a big binder, with all our writings, some reflection papers, a cover page, and a title. I called mine: Matt is Going to Fail.

This picture started with just the crumpled paper, and the pencil, that I liad in my scanner bed. Everything else was drawn on. The pencil marks, the big F, ect.

For the record, I got a B+

 

ACE Blood Clot Die, Jar Jar Whore

I laid an Ace of Hearts in my scanner bed.

The flames, and ash are edited in.

One day I was fucking around with the paint tools, in Ulead Photo Impact. This came out.

My experimenting, later led to "Blur the Technicolor" Which can be seen in the About Me section.

I never saw Episode I.

But heard enough complaints from everyone about Jar Jar, that I felt compelled to draw this.

I have no idea what this is.

I just know if I had done it on a canvas, and in oil paint, I'd be a rich mother fucker right now.

 

Matt 2 Matt Holy Wanted Sorrow

A really old picture, that I edited.

No, I'm not a cowboy.

A slightly edited picture of me, standing under a cross.

One day, on a random search, I found the wanted poster for the Unibomber.

Note, that this was shortly after I got home, from the mental ward.

One day, on Desolation, Devil was talking about random inchoerent things.

He said something about fettishes for guys wearing gas masks, nailed to giant wooden crosses.

I felt inspired, by his random insanity.