Dis be wat a sentance looks likes to a child dat don't no ebonics. 

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Dis be wat it looks likes to a child dat does.

Whethuh yo crum snacha be jus learnin to read, or needs to improve his or her readin skills, we offuh de same promise: damatic improvment in 4 years or more! Hooked on Ebonics: designed fuh crum snachas between de ages uh 4 an' 17, it's de only simple 12-step system dat combines systematik ebonics inskruction wit a libury of 69 magical books an' stories! Educators an' mommas across de country be praisin it. . . "Fun! Easy! It wuks!"

As teachers an' parents, we noed dat de strongest predictor uh a child's success in school an' life be de 'mount uh time spent in da hood. De secon' mos important predictor be readin an' understandin ebonics. De new Hooked on Ebonics combines both: It can lead you to spen' mo time wit yo crum snacha in da hood, an' it can help yo kid learn ebonics.

Hooked on Ebonics not only teaches you propuh ebonics terms, an' usage uhdem, but you'll also learn valuable skills needed fuh evary day life in da hood. You'll learn how to correctly execute a drive by, de propuh time an' place ta pop a cap in someone's ass, how to effectively adminiskrate a smack down, an' so much more.

"Tanya didn't want to stop usin tha program. She really into it.... Dis program gives her so much self-confidence."
-Shenequa, Brooklyn NY

"I enjoys how excited Damon gets, an' it gets me excited... Hooked on Ebonics wuz likes a god send...."
-Tyrone, Los Angeles, CA

Don let yo kid suffuh any longuh from not knowin Ebonics. Please, orduh now.

Please sen' 3 payments uh $21.00, or 1 payment uh $63.00,
or all yo credit cards +$6.00 shippin an' handlin to:

Hooked on Ebonics
123 Westside Ghetto
Downtown, CA, 12321

Or use yo credit card, an' call

1-800-EBONICS

Each call be 99¢ puh minute, kids has yo mommas permission befo callin.
Operators be standin by, ready to put yo sorry white ass on hold.