This is a radio commercial I wrote for some non existent restaurant, maybe some day I can get an audio version of it.

Person 1- Hey

Person 2- Hey

P1- What's wrong man?

P2- Nothing, just don't care about life anymore.

P1- Oh, that's a shame. Here try this.

P2- Mmmm... this is good, what is it.

P1- It's the Texas Cajun Chili Dog, topped off with jalepenos, bacon, and an inch thick layer of cheese, they're only $1.99 at Lenny's.

P2- Wow, it feels like a solid brick of cholesterol, flying straight for my heart

P1- And if that doesn't kill you, try our all new Big Heart Attack. Five layers of beef, ten different kinds of cheese, and heavily salted to perfection, only 99¢ for a limited time, only at Lenny's

P2- Thanx man, you're a real pal.

P1- No problem, anything else I can do for ya ... Hey man, wake up. Get off the floor man, this ain't funny.

Announcer- Life Sucks. Eat At Lenny's