Are you a sad, pathetic, useless person with no hair? Do people stop you on the street, just to laugh at you, and they say "Hey! Look at the freak with no hair! Ha, what a loser!" Do your friends, and family, constantly tell you that you should shave your head, because you would look better bald? Do you cry yourself to sleep, telling yourself that you are an inferrior sub-human, forever cursed with short hair? Have you tried to end your life, using common hair care products, because you have no use for them?

Do you long for the 80's to come back? Do you dream about the days when you had long hair, proudly letting it wave in the wind? Sure you've tried other hair growth products, but none seem to grow your hair long enough. Besides, other products take time, and in this busy world that's time you just don't have.

I'm Matt Hall, inventor of the Mullet in-a-bag! system. I too, know the pain of having short hair. Women would always shy away from me in fear, and lesbians would flock to me, thinking I was a woman with a short hair cut. And everywhere I looked, nothing offered a solution for my problem.

It was after many years of devlopment, that I finished my Mullet in-a-bag! system. Now, through this special Internet only offer, I ask you to try my product for yourself, and see the joy that myself, and others have experienced, thanks to Mullet in-a-bag!

It's so easy to use! In just 4 simple steps, you'll have the long hair you've always dreamed of:

Step 1
	Take a liberal hand full of my patented "Hair Glue"
Step 2
Rub the "Hair Glue" deeply into your scalp. Don't worry if your skin burns, and turns red, that means it's working! Note: Discontinue use of "Hair Glue" if brain cancer forms. Contact physician. Company not responsable for personal injurry or death.
Step 3
	Take a hand full of hair from the bag.
Step 4
Apply the hair to your head. Sit still and wait 38 hours for the glue to dry. Voila! Viva la mullet!

 

But don't take my word for it. Take the words of complete strangers, whom you will never ever meet:

	Jesus C. from Nazerth writes:
	I will admit, being the son of God, I was more then upset when I discovered that I had short hair, and that it wasn't growing any longer. I spent many a night, in tears, asking "Why God, why hast thou forsaken me?" But in the coming of the nights that would pass, a golden light did shine down from the heavens, and that is when I discovered Mullet in-a-bag! Now, finally, after all the years of saving lepers, and healing the sick, I finally had the long hair I always wanted. Thank you, Mullet in-a-bag! It's such a great product, you wouldn't catch me dead on a cross without it.
	Charles M. from K-town writes:
	What a wonderfully rewarding feeling I had. Was this really me, or a younger person who looked like me? Sadly, it was still me, but with more hair. Before using the system, I was a lonely, depressed teenager with problems getting a date. Now I still have all the same problems, but I have more hair! Thanks Mullet in-a-bag!
	Phat Budda from the International House of Pancakes writes:
	I'm very active. I jog several miles a day and often play strenuous basketball games. I'm never concerned about how my hair looks when its wet or dry, because it always looks natural. If you're an active person experiencing hair loss, I strongly recommend Mullet in-a-bag!
	Fabio from Hollywood writes:
	Before using Mullet in-a-bag! I was a worthless, pathetic nobody. Everyone would look at me, and tell me "You stupid European, get back on the boat!" But now, with my new found golden locks of hair, the women flock to me, and I've had a successful career as a male model. I can't believe it's not.. er.. thanks Mullet in-a-bag!

	The Mullet in-a-bag! system comes with everything you see here: A 4 lb. bag full of hair. A 6 oz. jar of "Hair Glue" A comb.
And if you order now, you'll recieve the Sideburn Kit, a $300 value, yours FREE!

Don't wait for your hair to naturally grow any longer. Order Mullet in-a-bag!