New from Kato, its the O.J. Simpson Dream Knife Kit!
The knife kit that would make any double murderer
proud.
You'll get:
The 100% Not Guilty Steak Knife
The Cheating Wife Switchblade
and The Dog Did It Cutlery Set
And if you order with your credit card you'll
get:
Johnnie Cochran to defend your ass, absolutely
FREE!!*
*While Supplies Last
These blades are 100% blood stained steel, and L.A.
Police Department safe.
Kill your loved one today, with the O.J. Simpson Dream Knife
Kit.
Please send 3 payments of $21.00, or 1 payment of
$63.00,
or all your credit cards +$6.00 shipping and handling
to:
O.J.'s Dream Knife Kit
696 White Bronco Road
Some Town, In Some State, 12321
Or use your credit card, and call
1-800-911-pick4more
Each call is $0.99 per minute, kids have your parents
permission before calling.
Operators are standing by, ready to put you on hold,
CALL NOW!
O.J. is a registered trademark of Sunny Delight.
The Simpsons are a registered trademark of Fox Entertainment.
All rights reserved.
No purchase necessary, see store for details.
Offer valid in 49 states , sorry Tennessee.